2004-11-10 [Doormat]: ummm....no i got it anyways

2004-11-10 [Young J.C.]: "Poo?" haha :P

2004-11-10 [Doormat]: poo and q....where are you? antarctica?

2004-11-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: alabama! yay! *eats corn while hitching up his overalls*

2004-11-10 [cobi]: good fight [Doormat]

2004-11-10 [BadCat]: Hey, does anyone think that the number of votes required to pick a winner should be upped? Or is a minimum of three votes enough?

2004-11-10 [Doormat]: nice battle, [cobi]

2004-11-10 [Doormat]: disgrace and grass isn't supposed to rhyme ;P

2004-11-10 [Hellspawn]: yeh i was thinking the same thing face<>disgrace grass<>mass

2004-11-10 [BadCat]: Oh, smeg! I was looking at the wrong lines...! Oh well... And... no further comments on the voting? Fine, nevermind. Sigh.

2004-11-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: 10 votes! oh, yeah!

2004-11-10 [Sagacious Turkey]: so purple, orange, silver, and month are unusable here?

2004-11-11 [LonelyTylenol]: I think the 3 is a wonderful number of votes.

2004-11-11 [Doormat]: smeg....? too much red dwarf?

2004-11-11 [LustForLike]: You cannot have too much Red Dwarf, unless you are trying to eat the medium it is distributed on.

2004-11-11 [BadCat]: Mmmm, Red Dwarf. With a yard of vindaloo.

2004-11-11 [Doormat]: bake me a kipper, i'll be back for breakfast

2004-11-12 [BadCat]: Favourite character? Cat is such a babe. Oh, and has anyone seen the American version? I really want to... I've heard it was terrible (probably why it didn't get past the pilot, hah.)

2004-11-12 [SAHS]: Wait, what exactly are we talking about? Most American versions of foreign shows are terrible...

2004-11-12 [LustForLike]: They tried to make an American version of Red Dwarf? That would be like trying to make an American version of Blackadder or Fawlty Towers.

2004-11-12 [Dil*]: ...rimmer rules!

2004-11-17 [BadCat]: In the American version, Cat was a girl. That's so... wrong. The American Rimmer and Lister actors were actually called Chris and Craig as well, though. Heh.

2004-11-17 [LustForLike]: Yes 'Cat, Cat being a girl is very wrong.

2004-11-17 [BadCat]: You're an idiot. And I had a dream about having a goatee the other night. It was really cool. I wish women could have 'em.

2004-11-17 [LustForLike]: You should try a fake one, wear it around for a few days.

2004-11-17 [BadCat]: I used to sport a blue-eye-shadow goatee fair bit. The only make-up I'd wear.... ahah.

2004-11-18 [SAHS]: I always wanted to have a goatee and stroke it thoughtfully... Sigh.

2004-11-19 [Nere]: .... our PM does that..... albiet with his eyebrows rather than a goatee.....

2004-11-19 [BadCat]: Snortgiggle. Someone needs to have at him with a hedgetrimmer. I reckon he was voted back in because of the political cartoonists--they voted not on who to run the country, but who they'd prefer to draw.

2004-11-19 [Nere]: ... yeah... there's way too much material there.... Good ol' Mark Knight...

2004-12-03 [BadCat]: Have sent Ronimull another pester-message. Mutter.

2004-12-03 [SAHS]: I'd forgotten I even had a match going on...

2004-12-07 [LoL, mate]: When could I vote? Am I allowed to save myself a spot?

2004-12-09 [cobi]: you've just missed the voting - next time.

2005-01-13 [deleted, gone]: hello all how goes the voting?

2005-01-26 [Gryph]: Annual perhaps?

2005-02-07 [BadCat]: If that was your insult, please edit the page and place it below the introduction.

2005-02-07 [Nere]: is it just me.... or was that reference to the Holocaust rather tactless?

2005-02-07 [BadCat]: I don't think tact was in a km radius.

2005-02-07 [LustForLike]: Don't you think tact has about as much place as self-esteem here?

2005-02-07 [SAHS]: It's not just you, Nere. Extremely tactless. And I'd disagree, Lusty. There's a line between appropriate and inappropriate insults, and this is one of the few that's crossed that line into downright... erm, tactless.

2005-02-07 [Sagacious Turkey]: [cobi]'s a nazi!!! *twitch*

2005-02-08 [BadCat]: ...... Dude. No (said the pomegranate).

2005-02-08 [thesuperman]: o well....insults are not about tact. they are about taking the information that you know about a person and using it against them

2005-02-08 [BadCat]: The Insult Arena is a tad more about creativity... et the ability to exploit your opponent's weaknesses (real or invented; more often invented) in an entertaining fashion.

2005-02-08 [Nere]: Cobi? a Nazi.... Turkey, man I can't begin to tell you what's wrong with THAT particular statement. And even if tact has no place here, I still think that attacking someone's faith is going to lead to a sticky, smelly mess..... *shrug* ..And like the Cat said, it's hardly creative.

2005-02-08 [SAHS]: I agree with that, Nere.

2005-02-08 [Sagacious Turkey]:

2005-02-08 [SAHS]: Teehee. Reminds me of the time one of my cats hit another cat of mine (who is missing one of her hind legs) on the rear and knocked her over. That was cute, too...

2005-02-08 [BadCat]: Cute? Not a vicious attack on a disadvantaged citizen of the free world?

2005-02-08 [LustForLike]: It's not like they're mutually exclusive.

2005-02-08 [SAHS]: Exactly.

2005-02-08 [BadCat]: Audience: We're giving the Minion cobi a little extra time to show up... he's back in the army and doesn't always get a chance to get online, but he swore he'd fight. These are the last Preliminary fights, by the bye.

2005-02-09 [SAHS]: Yaaaay!

2005-02-09 [cobi]: a very interesting discussion. i too think it was tactless - dah - but i am not objective. never mind - i'm sure it had no ill intent, just sheer stupidity.

2005-02-10 [Nere]: nice come back....

2005-02-10 [BadCat]: Please remember to put your name somewhere in your insult!

2005-02-10 [cobi]: i did

2005-02-10 [BadCat]: I know. You're a good boy. :)

2005-02-11 [cobi]: do i gwt a candy?

2005-02-12 [BadCat]: You get lollies. Superman has got another 2 days (total 4 since last seen) to get here and continue the match.

2005-02-12 [cobi]: what happens if he doesn't appear

2005-02-12 [cobi]: what happens if he doesn't appear?

2005-02-13 [BadCat]: You progress.

2005-02-14 [Doormat]: k hellspawn...you restart

2005-02-14 [BadCat]: Hey, if you're online now... you're more than welcome to take the first jibe. Grin.

2005-02-15 [cobi]: this sucks. i wanted to win fair and square!

2005-02-15 [LonelyTylenol]: Umm... Wow... These are... interesting 'insults.'

2005-02-22 [Poindextra]: I really don't want to go first.

2005-02-22 [Hellspawn]: chicken...

2005-02-22 [BadCat]: Ah, we must all make sacrifices in the pursuit of greatness. Or you could just quit. Grin.

2005-02-23 [Poindextra]: It's not that. I'm just no good at insulting people first. And if you call me any name once more, you're getting your ass banned.

2005-02-23 [Nere]: ...no gross abuse of power there....

2005-02-23 [Poindextra]: I have no pwer, but I am getting pissed...

2005-02-23 [Nere]: why?... no one is picking on you... maybe jerking your chain a little, but there's no reason for you to be getting pissed...

2005-02-23 [Poindextra]: Ask [Hellspawn]. He should know why I'm pissed.

2005-02-23 [jamesipoo]: ..

2005-02-23 [LustForLike]: <URL:http://www.onelook.com/>! <URL:http://dictionary.reference.com/>! <URL:http://www.iespell.com/>! And especially, <URL:http://www.thesolutioncafe.com/public-spell-checker.html>! It's really not that hard, people.

2005-02-23 [Hellspawn]: Of course being the first to insult is harder. I know that from first hand experience. But not going first just because it damages your chances of winning is exactly what I said: chickening out.

2005-02-23 [jamesipoo]: yay i win=)

2005-02-23 [cobi]: you didn't win, you simply lost second - but you'll have to do a lot better to keep yourself in the game.

2005-02-23 [jamesipoo]: I know I didnt win the competetion but the match and I know im gonna practice on my insults ^_^

2005-02-23 [cobi]: that's good to hear ;-) it's ok, you won this one, and i am sure you'll improve. welcome to the next round, all should be taken care of tomorrow (it is almost 2:00 am by me, i am too tired to arange things no).

2005-02-24 [jamesipoo]: ok thx,man its only 6:09 pm here,this is fun but yea I am really lazy wit spelling and stuff huh lol,too lazy ^_^

2005-02-24 [Digital Fortress]: lol. good job

2005-02-25 [swoose]: James u realy need 2 get some better comebacs I mean come on if I wanted 2 go 2 sleep I'd pull up a pillow honestly

2005-02-25 [swoose]: blah blah blah

2005-02-25 [swoose]: hello anybody out there?

2005-02-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: no...

2005-02-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: when is this "Anal Insult Arena Tournament" going to end?

2005-02-25 [swoose]: ya really

2005-02-25 [swoose]: this is getting really boring hell I'm start'n to wish I was in the tourny

2005-02-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: let me repeat that... when is this "Anal Insult Arena Tournament" going to end?

2005-02-25 [jamesipoo]: that was poindextra saying that swoose-aka cooper

2005-02-25 [Sagacious Turkey]: ANNAL!!! ANNAL!!! IT'S SAID THAT FOR SEVERAL MONTHS AT THE TOP UP THERE!!!

2005-02-25 [Digital Fortress]: lol

2005-02-25 [BadCat]: Yes... it has. Do you want to be a dear, and change it to "Annual"?

2005-02-25 [Doormat]: argh...shitty spellings people :P

2005-02-25 [Digital Fortress]: but spellings is everything! There's a BIG difference between "annual" and "annal"

2005-02-26 [Hellspawn]: Really? Like what? My english isn't so good, could you explain for me? :D

2005-02-26 [BadCat]: Actually.... there isn't that big a difference. Annual is a yearly occurrence; annals (pr. AN-uhls, with the 'a' the same as the one in 'hat') is a yearly record of history.... you may have heard the phrase "You fools! My glory will go down in the annals of history! Now you die!". What you don't want to do is type/write ONE 'n'. Anal (pr. ay-nel), of course, relates to your anus.

2005-02-26 [Digital Fortress]: yup... so, all you lil' kiddies out there, remember: don't put one 'n' in 'annal'...

2005-03-05 [BadCat]: Dammit, two more votes! Hurry up so we can start the next match. Mutter. I hate waiting on votes.

2005-03-06 [Nere]: There...happy now?

2005-03-06 [BadCat]: :D Yes.

2005-03-06 [BadCat]: By the way... that was real cute, Turkey.

2005-03-06 [Sagacious Turkey]: heh heh... if only more people would notice when I do stupid stuff...

2005-03-06 [Digital Fortress]: it's not that we don't notice it.. it's just that we choose to ignore it...lol.

2005-03-06 [jamesipoo]: Lol

2005-03-09 [Windstar]: I'll start tomorrow afternoon. I have to go to class now...internet's been down. Only got up just now.

2005-03-09 [Windstar]: *waits for opponent's response*

2005-03-09 [jamesipoo]: Lol..

2005-03-09 [Windstar]: *still waiting* She hasn't been online for two days. At what point do I get an automatic win?

2005-03-10 [BadCat]: I usually wait 3 or 4 days.

2005-03-10 [Windstar]: All right...Well, apparently she showed up. Unfortunately, to school I must go...I willl reply upon my return.

2005-03-10 [BadCat]: Apparently? Oh yes, I suppose there is that margin of doubt.

2005-03-11 [LonelyTylenol]: If I were to be completely honest, I would say that that's the dullest comeback I've ever seen, but since I'm not, that was hardly insulting. I mean, it's nothing more than saying that the person has oily skin. Big whoop, really...

2005-03-11 [cobi]: well, after the IAC 2 will end, the minions intend on openning anoter branch to the flourishing tree called "the insult arena" and youwill be able to nominate any insult as "the best","the worst" or maybe even "the funniest" - so it's good to know that you have an opinion. just wait a little longer and we'll make it coun- coming soon...

2005-03-11 [LonelyTylenol]: Fun stuff!

2005-03-13 [Windstar]: *sighs and waits*

2005-03-13 [jamesipoo]: Cool^_^(='.'=)

2005-03-15 [Asfaloth]: Please note people I am going to be away from March 17th to 25th so if I'm not here - I'll be in China WOOO

2005-03-16 [LustForLike]: Heh, and I'm off to Australia on the 23rd. If this match isn't finished quickly, it won't be for a quite a while...

2005-03-16 [jamesipoo]: Sweet hope ya have a good time,Ive only been to canada,and my home couuntry the us..

2005-03-18 [Windstar]: I hope it's done by then, LFL. But that depends how quickly you respond, since I have limited computer access(mine died from fan problems, won't be up again until sometime next week)

2005-03-19 [cobi]: how long will yoube missing LFL?

2005-03-19 [BadCat]: He's gone from 23 March to 3 April. That is... if I don't murder him and leave his body in the bushland of NSW. It's tempting.

2005-03-19 [cobi]: i think you can wait till after the IAC. you better!!

2005-03-20 [Nere]: ...It would make a great episode of 'Sensing Murder' BC...

2005-03-20 [BadCat]: Snigger. I'll do it--for the ratings.

2005-03-20 [Sagacious Turkey]: pi to 100,000 places...

2005-03-20 [Nere]: ...-.-" someone should shoot you for that Turkey....

2005-03-20 [Digital Fortress]: How long did that take you to do?

2005-03-21 [Sagacious Turkey]: I was gonna do it by hand, but the internet was quicker...

2005-03-21 [jamesipoo]: Lol..........

2005-03-22 [Windstar]: I never received any notification that things were back to five rounds, so I assume it is time for voting.

2005-03-22 [BadCat]: There was an announcement at the bottom of page version 472, with regards to rounds. As it is now at 5, but you seemed to have missed the message, feel free to alter the end of your last insult.

2005-03-22 [Windstar]: Ok, thanks. I probably missed it while my computer was down.

2005-03-22 [Windstar]: There, changed ending.

2005-03-26 [Windstar]: *waits*

2005-03-26 [Digital Fortress]: *waits with Windstar*

2005-03-28 [Windstar]: *continues waiting...*

2005-03-30 [BadCat]: If anyone had checked, LFL is to be away till the 3rd of April. Mutter.

2005-03-31 [cobi]: sorry [Windstar], it seemed you were puting a lot of effort but still with no progress. it was a good match though.

2005-04-03 [Windstar]: too bad we couldn't complete it...

2005-04-04 [cobi]: yea, too bad.

2005-04-05 [Windstar]: *waits for more votes*

2005-06-23 [deleted, gone]: can i ple fight again

2005-07-10 [cheesecake]: <poll:54127> ...if you're curious

2005-07-12 [Art squall]: I want to fight :D

2005-07-12 [Sagacious Turkey]: *puches you* ...good 'nuff?

2005-07-12 [Art squall]: * * @_@ * * Dazed and confuse

2005-07-17 [Angel of Light16]: al right realy anyone what some im right here

2005-07-22 [Sagacious Turkey]: *points at God in the corner with a club*...I think he might want some...

2005-07-22 [Art squall]: Ahhhhhhhhh!, how awful!!! :O

2005-07-22 [cobi]: i guess i will have to remind you all the rhyming arena rules. i'll be right back...

2005-07-22 [Art squall]: YAY! Rules reminders :D

2005-07-22 [cobi]: now, iwould like whoever put that first insult in to put up their name and have a look at the archived fights to see what's expected of them.

2005-07-22 [Tielandros]: That's too high of an expectation of someone at 6am or so...However, i'll do it now.

2005-07-22 [Tielandros]: And what exactly is it I am looking for?

2005-07-22 [LonelyTylenol]: The FORMAT of the rhyming fights.

2005-07-22 [Tielandros]: =-.-=;; meaning?

2005-07-22 [LustForLike]: You need to prefix your insult with your username,

2005-07-22 [LustForLike]: [LustForLike]: to prevent demonstrations that are this lame.

2005-07-22 [MCLovin]: so when do we start?

2005-07-22 [LustForLike]: Now. Your opponent has already placed the first insult; it's your turn to reply.

2005-07-22 [Tielandros]: I figured, as it said I was first, that common sense would dictate that my insult would be first. But I changed it.

2005-07-22 [LustForLike]: It's for consistency, and makes things a lot easier as the fight goes on to figure out who's who.

2005-07-23 [Tielandros]: *nods* My apologies then

2005-07-23 [MCLovin]: so whats the insult?

2005-07-26 [Angel of Light16]: this is a messege to all of u it u want some come get some cause the champ is here

2005-07-27 [Tielandros]: =o.o=

2005-07-27 [cobi]: *throws his hands in exasperation* THIS IS A RHYMING FIGHT, IT MUST RHYME! please, take a looka t an archived fight!

2005-07-27 [cobi]: i'll make it easyer, take a look at the following fights and please act aproprietly:Stormy vs. Arctik, BadCat vs. cobi,Arctik vs ronimull. if there will be no rule following this match will be discarded and more intelligent beings will take over!

2005-07-27 [Tielandros]: I sincerely hope you weren't referring to me, cobi, as my insults do rhyme...Even with her retarded posts.

2005-07-27 [Tielandros]: [MCLovin], I'm more insulted by the fact that I can't even read your post properly, let alone the feeble attempt at an insult. Try again when something competant comes from your brain.

2005-07-28 [LustForLike]: He's referring to both of you. Yes, you both managed to rhyme at various points, but neither of you seem to have either read the rules or looked at one of the archived fights. The first insult is the only correct one. The second would be if split into two lines. The last two have lost the plot completely. I share [cobi]'s exasperation.

2005-07-28 [Tielandros]: Whine whine whine...Disqualify me already. I don't have time for incessant whining. Albeit, the archived fights are there for a reason, and I did read through them, but I go by what comes to me. I resign from this competition on the grounds that A. My opponent is mentally retarded, B. I don't really care one way or the other if I win or lose, and C. The complaint system seems to be functioning all to well.

2005-07-28 [MCLovin]: I read the rules.

2005-07-28 [LustForLike]: I'm not complaining about the resignation. Where's a minion when you need one?

2005-07-28 [cobi]: well, we'll just have to begina a new fight with more intellegent contestants. i'm sorry you all had to witness this.

2005-07-28 [SAHS]: Hehe, we'll just have to assign you as Honorary Minion in the absence of minions, though cobi's quite dedicated to his work. ^-^ Honestly, I miss out on a lot of stuff...

2005-07-29 [cobi]: it's a pity, i wanted to face LFL - and most likely lose miserably.

2005-07-29 [SAHS]: You're allowed to switch the order of the list for a challenge... Assuming that those involved in the switch are okay with that.

2005-07-29 [Angel of Light16]: so thats how u all roll thinking u got your tequnice mastered well guess what im going to put all of u im your place u creepy bastereds

2005-07-30 [SAHS]: Insults are much more effective when spelled properly, for one, and secondly... if you want a fight, then bloody sign up for one already.

2005-07-30 [Angel of Light16]: thanks for the pointer and just one thing i have to ask u HOW IN THE HELL DO U SIGN UP!!!!!

2005-07-30 [Digital Fortress]: If you would read the rules, you would find out.

2005-07-30 [Angel of Light16]: *stick my tugnue out at u*

2005-07-31 [SAHS]: The sign-up list is on the Insult Arena main page, princess.

2005-08-07 [Caelicorn]: Woah I am on? I forgot I entered this!! *L* I'm sorry [cobi] but now I realise I am here, I really wanna fight dear ole Logan! Squee! It would amuse me greatly! Is that ok? :)

2005-08-07 [Caelicorn]: MWAAAAHAHAAAAAAA

2005-08-08 [LustForLike]: Hehehe! Jolly good show, Rochelle. It has been greatly amusing!

2005-08-10 [Caelicorn]: *L* It has been! Great job! Whee!

2005-10-16 [Juiced]: u guys make me sick i'll breack u like a tooth pick cause u cant see me *pulls out a pinwheel* im like a pinwhell so just blow me

2005-10-18 [LustForLike]: You think you can rap? You poor sap, let my show you how a skinny-ass runty white boy kicks this crap; your conclusions do not follow logically from your statements so your reasoning is flawed.

2005-10-18 [Sagacious Turkey]: Bob's Diner is the place for you, 'les you're a monkey... or a Jew!

2005-10-19 [Mortified Penguin]: ...I'll be using Mort's house to finish this 'battle'... This being turkey, of course...

2005-10-20 [cookie_monster]: I see [Sagacious Turkey] is "illustrious". *scowls* Has he won contests before or something? :)

2005-10-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Nope... not a one.